sunday madlib

i found this madlib today. it was filled out by dave; we must have done it in youth group. i'll put the fill-in words in parentheses.

once upon a time, (123) years ago, in the fiendish place transylvania [which is now known as (Lowell high school)], the (brown) count dracula (render)ed. our story finds him just after he had finished his dinner, which tonight included (erin). since he was still a little hungry and a full moon was out, he decided to catch the next (unicycle) to (becca)'s house and peek into her (rec room) to see if she was (snow)ing. by chance she was, which brought a (benevolent) smile to his (tall) face. without wasting a second, he (play)ed into her (chair), starting her so much that she broke her (elmo doll). "comment-allez vous?" spake count dracula. "i have come to drink your blood!" "hallelujah" she replied, whereupon she kicked dracula in the (appendix) and fled. not to be deterred, dracula chased her as far as (mark's house) where he finally tackled her. it looked like the end for (becca), but just before dracula could sink his (broken) fangs into her (freckled) neck, (george) arrived on the scene. quickly sizing up the situation, he grabbed the nearest (cup of hot coffee) and smote dracula so hard it was heard in (france). "my hero", sighed (becca). "aw, it was nothing," replied (george) as he flexed his (tonsils) for her. "by the way," he asked. "whats a nice girl like you doing in the (cbc) high school groups?"